Fire at Matts house

Wow, it's been about a month since the last post. Well, I went to a bonfire at my cousins today. Lots of fun, we went to the store to pick up hot dogs. Many wiener jokes ensued for the remainder of the evening. We then played sardines, my spot was way awesome. Yeah, there was a lot of trash to take out at work today, as I'm a janitor at a middle school and it's the end of the year for them. More craziness tomorrow I assume, so I'll keep the updates coming.

GO Speed Racer GO!

Holy CRAP was Speed Racer a great movie. I have never been so excited leaving the theater. This movie had it all, fighting, comedy, racing, action, love, corporate greed and corruption, and a monkey (an animal which by the way I HATE). It's pretty much 3 in the morning and I can't really get into much detail about it, but let me just tell you this. I don't care who you are or how old you are, this film will be enjoyed by people of all ages and backgrounds. You are missing out big if you decide not to see this one.

High times at gays workshop

I went to games workshop today with mike pakosz to see about playing some 40k. Turns out there weren't any people who wanted to play a 40 game at the time, so I stand next to mike at the counter to paint my Chimera. As we're modeling we start to overhear this conversation, here's a little bit of what was said, as far as I remember.

Douche 1: I'm immune to caffeine, I drank like 4 monsters and I went to sleep like right after
Douche 2: I drank like, 15 shots of espresso and then I went to sleep an hour later

That's really all the dialog I need to tell as the rest was just a back and forth contest about who's more immune to caffeine, so I decided that after a minute of listening that it was time for this chat to end. I walked over and I said, "One time, I injected coffee into my blood stream using a syringe." Douche 1 said "Thanks for sharing", in other words, "Why are you joining in you freakin weirdo don't talk to me". That was the last part of that conversation, and I went back to my spot at the counter now able to paint in peace. One thing is that I bet neither of them have ever had surge in their life. Surge is the best drink ever, and it's the most energizing thing I've ever consumed. I believe it was entirely banned from the united states, and that the only places you can get it from now are either Sweden or Denmark. Either way we left the store shortly after as there were only fags and nobody to play a game with. We went to disc replay afterwards and I bought Bionic Commando, Marble Madness, and Kung Fu for the NES. I have work at five, cause my sister called me in to help so that kind of cut my day short. Either way, it was a trip well used.