Too much of a good thing can be alright!

Today started off normal, went to work and we started on the bathrooms. Well, I started on a side project but whatever. After working for a while we took our break, and I decided that me and my boss should go get Slurpees since they have that new Monster Black Ice Slurpee, and the collectible cups for it, and new metal straws in six different colors that say Slurpee. My boss decided that he wanted all of the cups and all of the straws. So we go get the two cups and one straw. That's one Slurpee down. We went back at lunch and on second break, on which he completed his collected and I thusly consumed my third Slurpee. So I'm gonna die since I've been cleaning the underside of toilettes and sinks with my face hardly inches away and I've way too much Slurpee in my system. When I got home I immediately took a shower, and then went to play a short round of Frisbee golf. We went to Ranch Frosties when we finished, and I got an ice cream cone coated in cherry, and it looked like male genitalia since they added more to the top of it once they had already made it and then dipped it in cherry. The whole incident was quite frankly hilarious and afterwards we went to 7-Eleven. I had my fourth Slurpee, that's right, almost 4 liters of that icey goodness in one day. All in all, today was a pretty eventful uneventful day, and I am never going to drink that much Slurpee in one day ever again, though I will be going to 89 cent Slurpee day the 9th-11th.