High times at gays workshop

I went to games workshop today with mike pakosz to see about playing some 40k. Turns out there weren't any people who wanted to play a 40 game at the time, so I stand next to mike at the counter to paint my Chimera. As we're modeling we start to overhear this conversation, here's a little bit of what was said, as far as I remember.

Douche 1: I'm immune to caffeine, I drank like 4 monsters and I went to sleep like right after
Douche 2: I drank like, 15 shots of espresso and then I went to sleep an hour later

That's really all the dialog I need to tell as the rest was just a back and forth contest about who's more immune to caffeine, so I decided that after a minute of listening that it was time for this chat to end. I walked over and I said, "One time, I injected coffee into my blood stream using a syringe." Douche 1 said "Thanks for sharing", in other words, "Why are you joining in you freakin weirdo don't talk to me". That was the last part of that conversation, and I went back to my spot at the counter now able to paint in peace. One thing is that I bet neither of them have ever had surge in their life. Surge is the best drink ever, and it's the most energizing thing I've ever consumed. I believe it was entirely banned from the united states, and that the only places you can get it from now are either Sweden or Denmark. Either way we left the store shortly after as there were only fags and nobody to play a game with. We went to disc replay afterwards and I bought Bionic Commando, Marble Madness, and Kung Fu for the NES. I have work at five, cause my sister called me in to help so that kind of cut my day short. Either way, it was a trip well used.